I love coffee.
Hot, iced, in the form of cake – you name it. I love it.
I love coffee more than I love some of my friends. It sounds bad, but I don’t even care, because all I need in life is a nice big cup of coffee.
Or a bowl.
You know what? Fill a bathtub with coffee, and let me drink it – I’ll love you forever (especially if you wash the tubs prior to filling it with my delicious coffee).
The fastest way to my heart is through coffee.
And as my wise mother says; I like my java as hot as lava.